Slogans from Prez Election 2004

NOW THEY CAN BE REVEALED: The following election slogans were considered too inflammatory to be worn as buttons. And I was too lazy to post them until now. But the people have requested a reminder of how pathetically boneheaded they were to put that piece of crap back in office.


Down with the moronarchy!

The Electoral College is Neither

Supreme Court or Selectoral College?

Member, Scalia Hunt Club

Impeach Scalia

I survived W … so far

Vote for your lives!

Voters against unnatural disasters

Vote out the bitches

Off with their heads

Stop the slo-mo train wreck

Electoral College out of my uterus!

Can we vote this time?

Demand a vote count!

Dump the chump

Down with chimperialism!

W or Shinola?

**DE-PRIVATIZE DEMOCRACY

*DE-PRIVATIZE THE REPUBLIC

Don’t privatize our public sphere, publicize our private spheres

Private Sphere = Public's Fear

Take Back the Republic

Privatization = Public Degradation

Privatization = Public Privation

Free the Vote

Free the Democratic Process

Make Democracy Public Again

Liberate U.S. Democracy

Take Back Society

De-Privatize the Public

Not a Moment Too Soon

De-mock Democracy

De-frock the Cock

Bush is not an Option

Oilgarchy No

Democracy, not Oiligarchy

Dethrone the Oiligarchy

**Depose the Oiligarchy

Vote Out the Oiligarchy

Scalia, Fugitive from Justice

Democracy out of the Closet

How about a Defense of Democracy Amendment?

Trim the Republican Fat

**Start the Florida Recount Now

*Vote 2004, the Fire Next Time

Unattended Democracies will be Violated

Fraud is not Statesmanship

Jeb, Hands off this Election

End This Nightmare

Jesus wants a recount

*Take Back the Republic

Take Back the Millenium

We're Better Than This

Let's Try This Again

Try It Without the Fraud

Fast Screwed Nation

Redeem the Process

****Ballot Count: Accept no Substitute

Deprogram the Republic

Burn it Down, Start Over

Don't Drink the Kool Aid

Show Me That Ad Again

Born Again or Just an Asshole?

Devolution has Gone Too Far

Chuck the Fuck

**Disgorge George

Take Your Mess Back To Texas

Make Tex an Ex Prex

Voting Removes Stubborn Oil Stains

Affordable Democracy

The Current Administration is not Cost-Effective

The Current Administration is not good for Jesus and other living things

Ex Prex back to TX

Boost Civilian Morale in 2004

Suffer Not The Dumbass

Deprive him of all he holds dear

Smell the Glove

Drop the Charade

Blow the Whistle

Roll Back Executive Privilege

Flag on the Play

Bite me

Kerry for Not Bush

Kerry for slightly Lesser Evil

Kerry, indeedy

Kerry, sure

Kerry, okay, him

Shoot to kill – I mean, VOTE

Smell the Sock

Book 'im, Danno

Torture Bush (Geneva Conventions don't apply to him)

Fight the Right

Defeat the Elite, Pete

Ditch the Rich, Bitch

Deflate the State, Nate

Mangle his Dangle

Flog the Dog

Induce Vomiting

Smack that Smug Smirk off his Mush

Jesus died for what, now?

Your Vote Might Count!

All right, I'll tattoo Reagan on my eyeballs if you JUST GET RID OF BUSH!

Privatize Bush/Cheney in '04